Donnaleigh's Tarot



I Like Big Print & I Can Not Lie

Posted by Donnaleigh on January 4, 2013 at 10:10 AM


...and now for something completely different...


Ever get a deck or book with

little-itty-bitty, wimpy-piddly, baby-sized weak-wussed


Well, Home Girl...

SUPERSIZE me, because...


I like big print and I can not lie

Cuz my bifocals can't deny

That when a font walks in with an itty bitty space

And a micro print gits in my face

I get sprung, wanna pull out my glasses

Cuz' this mofo' small print made for the masses

Deep in the book I'm reading

I'm blind and I can't stop pleading

Oh baby, I wanna read with'choo

And get freed witch'oo

My home girls tried to warn me,

But big font is like porn wit' me

Ooh, book-o'-smooth-sin

You say you wanna get me in?

Well, enlarge me, take charge o' me

'Cause you ain't all the average eye can see

I see words dancin'

Yo mama, size-enhancing'

Yo wide-set, offset,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'gazette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' small fonts are the thingz

Take the average 50's punk and ask him that

It's gotta pack much black

So, girlz! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your bookie got the font? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to break it! (Take it!) Wake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy font!

Baby got BIG FONT!

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Yo, home girls!


Big'n Yourz,


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Reply Arwen
10:59 AM on January 4, 2013 
I worry about you, woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply Donnaleigh
11:09 AM on January 4, 2013 
Arwen says...
I worry about you, woman. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What? I can't hear you....speak up, young 'un! lol

Reply georgie
11:22 AM on January 5, 2013 
You're hilarious Donnaleigh! I love it!!
Reply Donnaleigh
8:33 PM on January 5, 2013 
georgie says...
You're hilarious Donnaleigh! I love it!!

Thank you, Georgie! I was in such a weird mood this day, lol!