|Posted on January 4, 2013 at 10:10 AM|
...and now for something completely different...
Ever get a deck or book with
little-itty-bitty, wimpy-piddly, baby-sized weak-wussed
Well, Home Girl...
SUPERSIZE me, because...
BABY GOT FONT!
I like big print and I can not lie
Cuz my bifocals can't deny
That when a font walks in with an itty bitty space
And a micro print gits in my face
I get sprung, wanna pull out my glasses
Cuz' this mofo' small print made for the masses
Deep in the book I'm reading
I'm blind and I can't stop pleading
Oh baby, I wanna read with'choo
And get freed witch'oo
My home girls tried to warn me,
But big font is like porn wit' me
You say you wanna get me in?
Well, enlarge me, take charge o' me
'Cause you ain't all the average eye can see
I see words dancin'
Yo mama, size-enhancing'
Yo wide-set, offset,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'gazette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' small fonts are the thingz
Take the average 50's punk and ask him that
It's gotta pack much black
So, girlz! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your bookie got the font? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to break it! (Take it!) Wake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy font!
Baby got BIG FONT!
Yo, home girls!
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